Gog, Magog, and Iraq – The axis of evil

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August 7, 2009 by J. Madson

This has got to be one of the craziest stories around and yet surprisingly it fits what we already know from the Freudian slips of “crusade”, to the report by a Palestinian official that Bush claimed he was on a “mission from God” or the lovely paring of Christianity and War revealed by GQ magazine.

Honest. This isn’t a joke. The president of the United States, in a top-secret phone call to a major European ally, asked for French troops to join American soldiers in attacking Iraq as a mission from God.

Now out of office, Chirac recounts that the American leader appealed to their “common faith” (Christianity) and told him: “Gog and Magog are at work in the Middle East…. The biblical prophecies are being fulfilled…. This confrontation is willed by God, who wants to use this conflict to erase his people’s enemies before a New Age begins.”

This bizarre episode occurred while the White House was assembling its “coalition of the willing” to unleash the Iraq invasion. Chirac says he was boggled by Bush’s call and “wondered how someone could be so superficial and fanatical in their beliefs.”

After the 2003 call, the puzzled French leader didn’t comply with Bush’s request. Instead, his staff asked Thomas Romer, a theologian at the University of Lausanne, to analyze the weird appeal. Dr. Romer explained that the Old Testament book of Ezekiel contains two chapters (38 and 39) in which God rages against Gog and Magog, sinister and mysterious forces menacing Israel. Jehovah vows to smite them savagely, to “turn thee back, and put hooks into thy jaws,” and slaughter them ruthlessly. In the New Testament, the mystical book of Revelation envisions Gog and Magog gathering nations for battle, “and fire came down from God out of heaven, and devoured them.”

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2 thoughts on “Gog, Magog, and Iraq – The axis of evil

  1. haviva says:

    Yes, it’s not that we want you to help us kill our enemies, Mr. Chirac. It is GOD who wants your help.

    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

  2. theradicalmormon says:

    What a dingbat. Shoes off… aim and fire everyone.

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